Siheyuan: I’m Mentally Ill, and I’ll Make Every Beast Call Me Dad

[Brute-force action + invincible madman + hilarious power fantasy]

Transmigrating into the courtyard, only to find the original owner sucked dry by the Jia family?

Qin Feng opens his eyes and immediately pulls out a diagnosis from the city psychiatric hospital: “Severe manic disorder.”

“Ding! Berserk Madness System bound! Go mad to grow stronger!”

Qin Feng grins and casually picks up a bloodstained butcher’s knife, then kicks down the Jia family’s door.

“Qin Huairu, your panting last night annoyed my eyes. I’m going to chop off Banggeng’s hand to spice things up!”

Silly Zhu tries to stop him? Qin Feng swings a brick into his front teeth. “This brick says it likes you. I’ll bring you two together!”

The Deaf Old Lady throws her weight around, relying on her seniority? Qin Feng dumps a bucket of sewage into her room. “Looks like your Five Elements are missing shit!”

While everyone else is still scheming and fighting, whenever Qin Feng gets upset, he gives the whole courtyard a massive memory-restoration session!

The police station shows up? Sorry, it’s not against the law for a madman to hit people, and the neighborhood committee even has to come pay me a visit!

The courtyard’s shameless residents burst into tears: “Please, just take him away! This living King of Hell has three episodes a day. Who can put up with that?!”