Xu Ge awakens an SSS-rank ability, and the whole school is just about to shout, “That's awesome!”
Then the inspection screen displays: [Current skill: None]
The bad news: It's SSS-rank, but he has no skills.
The good news: He does have skills. They just haven't shown up yet.
The even more ridiculous news: The first God of Wealth to awaken is thirteen hundred thousand incense offerings in debt.
From that day on, Xu Ge's senior year goes completely off the rails.
The God of Wealth is so broke he can barely scrape two coins together, yet keeps teaching him how to make money.
The Matchmaker has been single for three thousand years and nearly gets scammed on the first day of researching online dating.
The Kitchen God claims to know all about cooking, but burns instant noodles right in the pot.
The Door Gods see an automatic door open by itself and panic, wondering if it's up to something.
The Thunder God mistakes a power bank for a lightning storage device and nearly fries Xu Ge's phone while inspecting it.
Wenquxing sees a math test and immediately demands, “Who wrote these questions? Step forward.”
The God of Sleep is the most outrageous. He gets halfway through sharing important information, then goes silent.
While everyone else spends senior year cramming for exams,
Xu Ge spends his flipping through an illustrated archive, summoning old gods, and taking on prodigies. Along the way, he brings back a bunch of broke, scammed, socially awkward, and short-circuiting old Chinese gods.
