Yun Xuan, sect master of the Yunxuan Sect, has been stuck at the peak of the Deification Realm for thousands of years, unable to survive the tribulation and ascend. Having given up on himself, he goes on a reckless spree of taking disciples. Who would have thought that every one of them would be a monstrous talent and an absolute oddball? They keep the sect in chaos all day long, and Yun Xuan has to keep himself alive by popping heart-saving pills. Honestly, what kind of fate is this? The Heavenly Dao is so unfair! It has trapped me here for three thousand years, unable to ascend, and now it’s sent a whole bunch of troublemakers to torment me. Yun Xuan gives up struggling, heads out on another wandering trip, and swears he’ll never take another disciple. Each one costs him several bottles of heart-saving pills. He can’t take it anymore!
On the third day after leaving the sect, he passes a mountain. Suddenly, wind and thunder rage across the sky. Thinking some astonishing treasure must have appeared, he figures this trip might not be so miserable after all: perhaps he’ll come away with a rare treasure. In high spirits, he flies over to investigate. But instead of a treasure, he finds a little girl, her whole body charred black after being struck by heavenly lightning. His heart softens, and he takes her in as his final disciple.
This little girl, who wasn’t even killed by the heavenly lightning, raises the sect’s chaos to a whole new level. Yun Xuan looks at the empty bottle of heart-saving pills in his hand and feels that this time he really is going to ascend. Not by attaining enlightenment and ascending naturally, but by being driven straight into ascension by these rebellious disciples.
It's so beautiful that my stomach is almost bursting with laughter.
I like the author's imaginative thinking