Everyone Who Borrowed Money from Me and Didn’t Pay It Back Within Three Days Disappeared

I have one principle in life: I don’t lend money to people lightly. If you want to borrow from me, fine, but you have to pay it back within three days. Otherwise, you’ll die. In elementary school, my deskmate asked to borrow five yuan to buy a soda. But when I asked for it back the next day, he denied ever borrowing it. On the third day, he was found drowned in a creek a kilometer outside the school. In middle school, my best friend asked me for a hundred yuan to buy celebrity merchandise. When the repayment date came, she mocked me for not treating her like a friend. On the third day, she suddenly dropped dead by the side of the road. In high school, a classmate who was sick asked me to lend him two hundred yuan for medicine. That night, I went to his house to remind him to pay me back, but he slammed the door in my face and even shouted, “I borrowed it fair and square. Why should I pay you back?” On the third day, he suddenly came down with hives and suffocated to death. So when my college roommate, who’d been ostracizing me, asked to borrow money for skincare products, I refused without hesitation. Unexpectedly, she flew into a rage, snatched my phone, and opened the transfer screen. “Stop trying to scare me with made-up nonsense!” “If you don’t want your private photos leaked, you’ll tell me your payment password!”