Slay the Gods: This Hu Tao Is Ridiculously Strong

While others transmigrate into Slay the Gods and slaughter their way through the world, Shen Miaomiao is forced to become a funeral salesperson! Bound to the “Teyvat Wangsheng Funeral Parlor System,” she can unlock powerful Genshin Impact characters like Hu Tao by selling coffins. And so, amid the mists of Daxia, a mad girl appears, lugging a wooden coffin with a sliding lid and chasing gods to collect their overdue payments.

With demons running rampant, Shen Miaomiao’s eyes light up: “This whole mountain is full of walking sales targets!” In a pitch-black alley, she grabs the aloof young man Lin Qiye and aggressively makes her pitch: “Handsome, how about a custom sliding-lid coffin with Braille? The Great Compassion Mantra is carved inside, so you’ll have a peaceful journey!”

Lin Qiye: “? Did some crazy woman escape from the psychiatric hospital?”

On a rainy night in Cangnan, Zhao Kongcheng burns through his life force, ready to unleash his ultimate strike. “Zhao Kongcheng, Night’s Watch of Daxia, today I ask the gods to, ”

“Ask them nothing! You haven’t paid the rest of your coffin bill. Even the King of Hell can’t take you!”

Shen Miaomiao dives from the sky with the Staff of Homa and smashes the Masked Demon away. Then, with practiced ease, she pries open Old Zhao’s mouth and stuffs in a [Wake-Up-and-Sharpen-Your-Mind Fried Egg]. Old Zhao comes back from the dead at full health, then is forced to dance “Paradise” in the torrential rain for ten whole minutes. Everyone in Squad 136 is left questioning reality!

Later, watching the girl with an Archon’s shield around her and a fire poker over her shoulder as she goes around taking measurements, the Western gods completely lose it. “Wait, we just wanted to invade Daxia! You’re trying to physically send all of us to the afterlife to boost your sales?!”