Everyone's Getting Exposed, and the All-Knowing All-Powerful One Wants the Gossip

The gossip wasn't even over, and the big shot was already on their knees? [Mind reading + gossip + goofy comedy + misunderstandings + people wildly overestimating her + zero overthinking + zero sense of danger + no romance + System + hearing inner thoughts] Su Nian was a data analyst in the modern world who gossiped so much she got formatted. Then the System forcibly bound her, casting her as a tragic sacrificial character whose role was to follow the plot and make the protagonists shine. The useless System she got stuck with could do nothing but gossip. Su Nian looked at the male and female leads all around her and silently pulled out a handful of sunflower seeds. “There's no way I'm following the plot. These melons are huge and round. Are they ripe?” What she didn't know was that there was a bug in the System, and all the big shots in the story could hear her thoughts! And as the plot progressed, the people who could hear her thoughts held increasingly ridiculous positions of power... The cold-faced CEO: ... The crooked-mouth war god: She raised an iron wok and predicted my trajectory? She must be a peerless master who has returned to an unassuming state! The bald Sword Venerable: She even knows my world-ending formation looks like a tortoise? She must be the ineffable embodiment of the Heavenly Dao! Su Nian: Um... I just wanted to find a good spot to watch the show. Why are you all kneeling? She only wanted to enjoy some gossip. How did she end up saving every world in existence?