I, the Great Chief of the Alien World, Please Don't Pull Out the Tube and Have Something to Say.

[Relaxing text + urban daily life + urban imagination + return from another world + hilarious contrast + World of Warcraft + obscenity] He has been lying in a vegetative state for twenty years. His family owes a huge debt of 800,000 yuan and is about to be extubated. Lin Dashan suddenly opened his eyes: "Don't extubate, I have something to say!" I have been a chief in another world for twenty years, commanding an army of one hundred thousand people, but when I return to earth in my physical body, I can't even unscrew a bottle cap. In order to cure his illness and pay off his debts, he was forced to use mutation magic. He used White Rabbit toffee as a magic material to cure his neighbor's uncle, which caused him to grow a head full of green hair. He also forced a fireball spell in Northeastern dialect, which caused the sewers of the biogas tank to explode with feces all over the Jinshan Mountain. The full level of mental power combined with the rags from the other world that he picked up caused the modern city to be in a state of chaos. What's even more outrageous is that the three most loyal subordinates from the other world have all been reincarnated: the cat demon assassin has become a traitorous rich man, the minotaur has become the second generation of social terror and wealth, and the goblin strategist with endless plans has become a five-year-old kindergarten prodigy who plots poisonous schemes every day to grab the slide. Looking at the tens of billionaires and various villains kneeling outside the door who were intimidated by the chief, before Lin Dashan could show off, his mother hit him on the back with a slipper: "Why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf? Why don't you mop the floor!"