Qing Transmigration: My Brother Is a Great General, and I Win by Lounging and Gossiping

After being born into the Qing dynasty and growing up for eighteen years, Niohuru Rongshu enters the palace.

She has maxed-out luck and a face uncannily similar to the Thirteenth Prince's.

[Mini-scene One]

On the night she is summoned to the emperor's bedchamber.

The Fourth Prince (lifting her chin): ...

Rongshu (blinking her big eyes): Your Majesty?

The Fourth Prince (letting go abruptly and stumbling back three steps): Leave! Issue my decree: ennoble Niohuru as a Noble Lady and excuse her from attending me. I'll go reflect at the Imperial Ancestral Temple tonight!

[Mini-scene Two]

The Empress: Niohuru showed me disrespect. She must be punished!

(No sooner have the words left her mouth than a roof tile falls and hits the Empress squarely on the head.)

Hua Fei: Niohuru's family is powerful. She'll surely become a major threat. I must give her a pot of...

Rongshu's elder brother, the great general: I am willing to pacify the northwest for Your Majesty, so long as my younger sister is safe in the palace.

The Fourth Prince: Hua Fei, what were you saying just now?

Hua Fei: ...I was saying I should give Younger Sister Niohuru a pot of fine tribute tea.

This is a laugh-out-loud story about a modern girl with impossibly powerful connections and absurdly good luck, who snacks on palace gossip and drives the Big Fat Tangerine completely over the edge.