During a botched jump, the Astral Express Trailblazer Stelle crashed into Mondstadt, baseball bat and all, landing right in front of Paimon and Lumine as they fled from Stormterror.
“Where am I? Who are you?” Stelle asked, bewildered.
She knew nothing about the Seven, elemental powers, or why that huge dragon in front of her was acting so smug. But she did know two things: first, never pass up a trash can; second, if you can't win, try a different approach: physical force.
While the people of Mondstadt were still praying devoutly for the Anemo Archon's protection, Stelle was already charging at Dvalin with her baseball bat. “So you're a dragon? Where's your weak spot? Let me poke you!”
Paimon: “Do you even know what it means to show respect?”
Stelle: “Nope. Rules are made to be broken anyway.”
A hilarious tale of a Trailblazer who never read the script, forcibly changing Teyvat's style with a baseball bat and an enthusiasm for dumpster diving.
At least two chapters a day, with random extra updates on weekends
The star core essence was shaved off
It's okay, but the star core essence has been cut. Please strengthen it.
Nice! Very interesting! (Polite question: Will Star use other fates when fighting?)