Is This Called Rap? I Use National Style Dimensionality Reduction to Combat Internal Entertainment

[National style rap + no system + rectification of internal entertainment + dimensionality reduction attack + cool contrast] (Because a big boss has already said that he wants to write the best rap about Tomato, so I will take a step back and try to write the second best~) Backstage at the country's largest rap variety show, a second-generation rich man was so frightened that he had stomach cramps and was unable to go on stage. He faced a penalty of 500,000 yuan. Su Ci, the academic god of the Chinese Department of Yanda, was forced to come to the rescue. Wearing a plain white shirt, he looked like a stray sheep among a group of rappers with flowery arms and dreadlocks. The old underground cannon laughed in person: "Go back to school, nerd, you don't even know where to turn the microphone!" Su Ci smiled when he saw the other party writing the lyrics "The cauldron sinks the boat" into the lyrics "The ax sinks the week". When the accompaniment sounded, he came out with his original voice without any electronic sound! A woman without luxury cars or money, without a single curse word, but every word is as sharp as a knife. The four-character string was combined with ancient poems to scold the person who just mocked him completely! "Five thousand years of Chinese character have been trampled into the gutter by you! Who in the civil and military dynasties dares to raise their heads here!" The whole network exploded, and the audience stood up and reveled! The underground veteran became so angry that he forcibly pulled out the accompaniment and demanded an impromptu Battle! Su Ci sneered: "Today I will teach you how to crucify you on the pillar of shame when an educated man scolds you!"