Pick up a Little Monk and Take Him Home

As everyone knows, Jiang Mu has two unique skills. First, I can endure it. Working overtime all night, running orders all night, staying up late to watch dramas, the main focus is on an iron body physique. Second, you can drink. To be precise, I dare to drink. Pour a glass of wine, and the courage of wine will spread all over the world. As long as I'm drunk, I'm the most reasonable lunatic on the street. When I was sober, I was submissive and cowardly; when I was drunk, I struck hard and saved all sentient beings. I worked overtime until late tonight. I squatted on the roadside and drank two sips of bulk liquor. I was about to ride the electric donkey home and lie down. As a result, I found a little monk sitting cross-legged and meditating under the street lamp, with Buddha's light. This guy has a bald head, clean monk robes, and eyes that are so clear that they don't look like ordinary people. If it were a normal person, he would have thought that something evil had happened and run away. But I'm different, I'm drunk. I squatted down unsteadily, reached out and poked his little face, and commented seriously: "The quality of today's simulation dolls is also very good, and they even breathe." The young monk slowly opened his eyes and said in a solemn voice: "Donor, this poor monk is alive." I was overjoyed and decided on the spot: "A living person is better! Go home with me! I will support you!" I didn't know at that moment that the little thing I picked up casually while drunk was a real eminent monk who came down the mountain to overcome the tribulation. And I will use my own power to transform the pure Buddhist place into a funny home scene.