The plot of this story has completely fallen apart. The author’s run out of ideas, so please spare Your Majesty’s eyes. I’ll have the author dragged out and shot for a few days. I’ll never try a new genre again. It’s gotten so bad that even I want to complain about it, after millions of words. Please, I’m begging you, don’t read it. [Pranks + identity reveal + all + mostly everyday life + not a strong female lead + resolving regrets + apologies for OOC]
[Heroine’s personality: a sesame rice ball with a sweet exterior and a gooey center, a yellow sponge, a clumsy little cutie.]
My name is Jin Yuanbao. I’m a robot with emotions.
After being blown up, I disguised myself as a System and trapped the six tomb raiders in separate supernatural instances, making them complete prank quests one by one, all so I could come back to life as a human.
I forced Wu Xie to run around naked in an embroidered bellyband, made Zhang Qiling shave his head and become a monk, forced Hei Xiazi to wear a maid outfit and pole-dance, brought in hundreds of zongzi so Wang Pangzi would “fall for” a banshee girl, made Xie Yuchen play an oily domineering CEO, and held Li Cu’s head down so he’d smooch the frog princess…
Now the problem is: all the instances have merged. What do I do if they catch me?
Wu Xie wants to beat me to death. The monk Zhang Qiling wants to shave my head and use my hair to make a wig. Hei Xiazi says he’ll hang me up as bait. Wang Pangzi is so mad he wants to use me like a draft animal to pull a sled. Xie Yuchen wants me to delete the footage, and Li Cu wants to throw me into a pile of giant toads.
Jin Yuanbao regrets it: “If I could do it all over again, I’d really try to be a good person. Waaaah.”
System: What a performance. Keep it up. You’re clearly having the time of your life.
[Main story is told in the third person]
