[Black belly] [Refreshing article] [Funny] [Not brainless] [Profit first] [Not brainless and decisive] Other time-travelers relied on the system to cultivate immortality. I, Li Xuanzang, relied on the "beauty of adults" to cultivate immortality. When I traveled through the Warring States Period, I "had justice in my heart."
My motto is always in my heart:
There is a great regret in this life: I worked hard to make money while I was alive, but cannot enjoy any of it after I die. As a gentleman, I, Li Xuanzang, can understand the resentment of this person well, and I will spend all my money on his behalf.
When I covet someone else's waist storage bag, I have my own way of interrogating someone. I just ask:
"What is 1+1 equal to?"
If the other party gives the correct answer, I will show a fierce look on my face: "You actually know the single-digit addition and subtraction that has been lost in my hometown for a long time. You know too many secrets. Keeping you here will cause disaster. Today I will eliminate harm for the people!"
If the other party gives a wrong answer, I will pretend to be sad: "It is not a gentleman's behavior to tell lies. Such evil people cannot be allowed to survive. Today I will eliminate harm for the people!"
If the other party keeps silent, I will get furious: "Being silent clearly shows contempt for me from the bottom of your heart. Keeping such arrogant and evil people will be a big problem. Today I will eliminate harm for the people!"
It's all about killing people and grabbing treasures, and the weak ones who fall into my hands never have a second way to survive.
The treasures buried with the ancient tombs, the property "gifted" by the common people, and the savings accumulated by the low-level monks during their half-life hard work are all "human regrets" that I have taken care of on my behalf. Who told me to be kind-hearted?
Well! It seems that my love-hate relationship with storage bags is doomed.
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