[Scheming] [Feel-Good Story] [Comedy] [Not Brain-Dead] [Profit Above All] [Decisive Without Mindless Killing] While other transmigrators rely on Systems to cultivate immortality, I, Li Xuancang, rely entirely on "making others' wishes come true." After transmigrating to the Warring States period, I am "a champion of justice."
My motto is engraved in my heart at every moment:
"The greatest regret in this life: to toil and amass wealth while alive, only to be unable to enjoy a single coin after death. I, Li Xuancang, am a gentleman. I am kind enough to ease their regrets by spending all their riches for them."
When I covet the storage pouch at someone's waist, I have my own special method of interrogation. I ask just one question:
"What is one plus one?"
If they answer correctly, I glare at them viciously. "You actually know the single-digit arithmetic that was lost in my homeland! You know far too many secrets. Leaving you alive will surely bring disaster. Today, I shall rid the people of this menace!"
If they answer incorrectly, I pretend to be heartbroken. "A mouth full of lies is no way for a gentleman to behave. A wicked villain like you cannot be allowed to live. Today, I shall rid the people of this menace!"
If they keep their mouths shut, I fly into a rage. "Your silence clearly shows the contempt you feel for me. A wicked, arrogant person like you will become a great threat if left alive. Today, I shall rid the people of this menace!"
No matter what, I kill people and seize their treasures. The weak who fall into my hands never get a second chance to live.
Burial treasures from ancient tombs, property the common people "gratefully gave me," and the life savings low-level cultivators amassed over half their lives: I take all of it upon myself to resolve these "regrets of the living." What can I say? I'm just a kind-hearted person.
Sigh! It seems my tangled love-hate relationship with storage pouches is simply fated to be.
I hope you will support me a lot, thank you all. At the same time, I also welcome old book friends who have read my last book. Thank you for your support.