Live Broadcast+Abstract+Shuangwen+Black Technology
Chen Yan failed to build a foundation in the world of immortality and passed through the tribulation, and his soul traveled to Blue Star. He became an unemployed man living in a village in the city with a foreign debt of 30,000 yuan. In order to make ends meet, he mixed a little foliar fertilizer according to the formula of the elixir and started selling it to fellow villagers.
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In the live broadcast room, Chen Yan held up a plastic bottle and said in a simple tone: "Ordinary foliar fertilizer costs 19 yuan a bottle. After spraying, the vegetables will grow faster, taste better, and have less pests and diseases. It's just that the spiritual power is a bit weak, so it's okay to use."
Netizen 1: "19 yuan for foliar fertilizer? IQ tax, a few yuan for a bag at the agricultural supply store."
Netizen 2: "You've made it up for me too!"
Netizen 3: "The agricultural blogger is already on the way, waiting to expose his scam."
Netizen 4: "Your spiritual power is a little weak? Why don't you say it can make the food become refined?"
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However, when an agricultural blogger actually measured that the cabbage actually grew two meters high after three days of spraying, and even said: "You should water me!", The entire network was stunned.
Netizen 1: "emmm..."
Netizen 2: "Why is it so true?"
Netizen 3: "Um... Now I think it would be good to grow slower..."
Netizen 4: "No, why did he become a sperm?"
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But then. Chen Yan has developed a new product
- A farmer bought and fed pigs. The pigs grew to two thousand pounds and turned into pigs and hyenas.
— A terminally ill patient jumped up and performed a set of Bajiquan after eating
Netizens are all numb.
"Brother, please don't sell it! I'm going to eat all my food!"
"Who knows? All my peas have turned into shooters!"
