“I’m a practical person. Going to Qingbei would be a waste of my talents. I think I’m better suited to studying at a vocational college and driving an excavator.”
That was what Lu Ze told reporters when they interviewed him about the college entrance exam.
And so, he became the internet’s most notorious underachiever.
Until the day exam results were released, when everyone realized they were the real clowns.
He said the exam papers insulted his intelligence because he really had scored a perfect 750 without any bonus points.
Even more absurdly, this self-proclaimed excavator driver had secretly created god-tier black technology that shattered the foundations of human physics!
From that day on, everything changed.
Qingbei: “Please don’t go to a vocational college! We’ll send you a whole team of doctoral advisors as assistants!”
The internet’s richest man: “Great-grandmaster Lu, we’ve prepared 180,000 graphics cards for you. We’ll cover the electricity bill. Just give us a discount coupon!”
Western tech giants: “Pull the plug! That kid from Xia has hacked through the network again to crush us with a whole higher dimension of technology!”
Years later, as Lu Ze’s superconducting fleet left the solar system, a foreign journalist asked in despair, “God Lu, did you really only want to drive an excavator back then?”
Lu Ze shrugged. “Yeah. I just happened to be digging up the grave of Western technological supremacy.”
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It's okay, but I always feel like there's something missing.
After working on it for a long time, the Red Star excavator hasn't come yet. He won't come?
Really interpret the characters
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