The Enemy's Camp Is My Favor, and I Will Trample Those Who Used to Protect Me Under My Feet and Make Them Slaves.

I Beg You for Your Ancient Proverbs and Sadistic Writings, the Kind Where Even a Roll of Paper Is Not Enough.

I'm looking for ancient Chinese proverbs, the kind that a roll of paper isn't enough for. It's suitable for reading in the middle of the night, eh? 😎