I, codenamed "Xuan Yi", am the strongest secret guard in the Great Xia Dynasty. My lifelong dream is to save enough money to retire.
I never expected that my last mission would be to enter the palace and become a concubine!
On the first day of the exhibition, I was thinking about life on the tree in the imperial garden.
[Voice: Why hasn't this emperor come yet? Listen to his voice and identify his location to avoid him and get off work!
As a result, the man who was said to be decisive in killing actually stood under the tree, raised his head and smiled softly: "My beloved concubine's sleeping posture is strange, she is very cute, thank you!"
Me:? ? ?
Later I discovered that this dog emperor could read my mind!
I complained internally that the imperial concubine's makeup looked like an opera singer, but he turned around and spared the imperial concubine's greetings.
I was thinking about how to put the poisoned Chang Zai in a sack, and he sent someone to deliver sacks and laxatives that night.
I looked forward to being relegated to the cold palace every day and waiting to die, but he raised me all the way to the throne of phoenix!