The society is afraid that Su Tang, the forensic doctor, has penetrated into a palace fighting novel and become the cannon fodder queen who cannot survive more than ten chapters.
She didn't want to die, and she didn't want to fight.
After much thought, I decided to treat the harem as a company - the imperial concubine as a monster? Deduct KPI. Concubines tearing apart? Shift and rest. I am thinking about how to save enough pension every day and run away as soon as possible.
But Su Tang didn't know that Emperor Xiao Che had a problem after falling into the water last month: he could hear her voice, and only hers.
"Your Majesty, the dragon robe you wear today really shows off your waist... Bah, what am I thinking? This is the boss, so I have to be cowardly."
"The imperial concubine is crying about poverty again? How could she have the face to be at the bottom of last month's performance?"
"Come on, hurry up, save another three thousand taels and run away."
Xiao Che was holding the tea with an expressionless face, but his ears were red.
After being the emperor for seven years, I am used to hearing lies and empty talk. This is the first time I encountered such a frank voice - cowardly, stingy, and a little cute.
He began to quietly support her, sending gold today and killing chickens to scare monkeys tomorrow. Everyone in the harem looked at each other: What kind of evil has your majesty been possessed by?
Su Tang also panicked: Why does he always stare at me? Did you realize that I wanted to run away?
She had no choice but to work hard to act out the "virtuous queen" script. The more she acted, the more virtuous she acted, and the louder she screamed in her heart.
Until the murderous intention in the original work came again, she took the banknotes and climbed over the wall to escape, but was blocked under the palace wall by Xiao Che.
The man looked down at her and said in a slow tone: "I'm not satisfied with the word you called me 'dog emperor' in your mind just now - go back and scold me again."
Su Tang: "..."
Damn it, I heard it all.