[Lighthearted and Witty] [System] [Wild Imagination] [No Angst] (There will absolutely be no tearjerkers, so read with confidence.)
Tomb robbers disturb the earth’s veins and disrupt the harmony of Heaven. Their clans are wiped out, and every kind of misfortune befalls them.
Wu Di transmigrates to the lands of the Great Kun Kingdom and receives the “Universe’s Strongest Tomb-Robbing System.” He gets stronger every time he robs a tomb.
Someone asks in an interview, “Azure Dragon Ancestor, Wu Di snuck into your ancestral grounds and stole your dragon bones. Don’t you want revenge?”
“See that rooster?”
The Azure Dragon points to the ordinary-looking rooster beside Wu Di.
“That’s a Chaos calamity beast!”
“And that mourning staff is an innate spirit artifact!”
“The mourning clothes he’s wearing are Netherworld Dao artifacts!”
“Worst of all is that Banner of Ten Thousand Souls. The souls of our ancestors are on brotherly terms with him!”
Years later, when someone asks Wu Di:
“How skilled have you become at robbing tombs?”
He slowly pulls out an apple.
“Did you get that from a nearby tomb?”
“No. I crossed the river of time, and your descendants offered it to you as a sacrifice...”
That’s what Wu Di says.
