Today, I Made Father Cry Again

[Adorable toddler + tyrant emperor dad + hilarious bickering + the golden age of the Tang Dynasty]

From the start, he was a frail, sickly two-year-old crown prince in the early Zhenguan era. The imperial physicians declared him critically ill overnight, while the court officials waited for his removal as heir.

History PhD Chen Yuan said, “Stay calm. There’s still time to save him!”

His toddler body kept him from using cheats directly, so he had to defy fate by acting up.

Did he suspect the prescription was poisoned? He drew a turtle on the dragon robe and hid a life-saving prescription in the picture!

Did powerful clans pressure the emperor to depose him? He recited nursery rhymes in his baby voice and publicly gave the aristocratic clans a sound dressing-down!

Were the Turks at the gates? He rolled around on the floor at a state banquet, then precisely pressed a tiny hand down on the enemy’s supply route!

Everyone had thought the crown prince was a sickly child who wouldn’t live long. Who knew he’d become the Tang Dynasty’s greatest lucky star?

The iron-fisted tyrant Li Shimin was driven to twitching temples every day, yet at night he chased assassins through Chang’an with a saber, snarling, “Only I get to beat my rebellious son!”

Watching his arrogant, fiercely protective father and the Zhenguan era take an increasingly unexpected turn, Li Yuanbao tugged at his tiger-ear hat and sighed. Who says a two-year-old toddler can’t govern in the emperor’s stead and save the Tang Dynasty?