Transmigrated as Liu Bei, I’m Going for the Top Spot in the Three Kingdoms

I finished ranting about Liu Bei being useless, then turned around and transmigrated into Liu Xuande. From the start, I had one straw mat and three pairs of worn-out shoes. Everyone I'd ever insulted became a conquest target: Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Zhuge Liang, as well as Marquis Wen Lü Bu and the beauty Diao Chan. A keyboard warrior's mouth, the fate of Emperor Zhaolie. In this life, I won't be missing a single one of the Five Tiger Generals, and the Three Kingdoms must return to the Han.