[Two male leads + antagonistic lovers + older top + period setting + showbiz + lunatic vs. rabid dog]
[Real big-shot villain bottom pretending to be an idiot x straight-talking top who loves dirty jokes and is a total daddy]
Wen Ting had been dead for three years, dutifully boiling Meng Po’s soup in the Underworld.
Who would have thought he’d suddenly come back to life and catch his ex-husband getting married? His ex still couldn’t forget him and had found a stand-in who looked exactly like him, keeping him by his side as a mistress.
The resurrected Wen Ting wasn’t having any of it.
He kicked S Country’s obscenely wealthy tycoon so hard he lost his memory. Then he played dumb and acted like an idiot, forcing the married CEO to haul bricks at a construction site to support him!
Lord Le, the S Country tycoon, warns him coldly while covered in dust from hauling bricks: “Don’t call me your husband in public. You’re not my wife.”
Wen Ting’s eyes dart around. He casually dumps the pork-and-glass-noodle stew from his bowl and answers in a sweet, obedient voice, “Got it, Daddy. I’m your laundry detergent!”
Le Wenshi is speechless. “Don’t call me weird things.”
The little fool tugs on his sleeve and wheedles, “Papa, we’re going to the market tomorrow. I want rainbow-colored chickie underpants~”
[Alert! The male lead’s memories are about to return!]
[Side quest triggered: Climb into Le Wenshi’s bed late at night. While he’s asleep, put his hand on your belly and whisper in his ear five times: Our baby just kicked me.]
A very strange book. . . A very strange bunch of people. . . [Petrochemical]
I can't stand it [laughs awkwardly]