Suicheng Thinks: The War God Is a Bot Who Keeps Playing Peacemaker

[Comedy / ensemble cast / post-apocalyptic monster hunting / absurd humor / overpowered protagonist / Lovecraftian horror]

The apocalypse arrived. The rules fell apart. Zombies besieged cities, countless races invaded, the gods faced twilight, and supernatural powers erupted. Humanity around the world cried out in despair.

Only Bai Wuhe stood expressionless amid a sea of corpses. She clasped her hands together and sighed with compassionate sorrow:

“My Lord is merciful.”

Then she smashed the skull of a disaster-class mutated beast with one punch.

Bai Wuhe was perfect in every way. Her combat prowess was a concept beyond anything that had come before or could ever come after. She was the captain of the 3S squad and the undisputed darling of the entire academy. She had only one flaw:

She was an NPC.

Yes, an NPC.

By the seventh time her roommate Ye Yingge had been reduced to tears by Bai Wuhe's bizarre voice System, even her teammates felt like they were talking to a wall.

Every night, she slipped into a restricted area of the academy on time to chat with a cyber ghost haunting an old, busted computer: her beloved Crow Man, dead for seven years.

One day, her teammate He Zixin rushed in. “Sister Bai! This is bad! Your little sister drew a curse against you! Your name is all over the page!”

“That's great. She's learned to draw.”

Her teammate Wu Miaopan said, “That's not the point! The point is that she cursed you!”

“It's fine. Her handwriting is so bad the ancient gods won't be able to read it.”

Everyone fell silent.

“Sister Bai, why do you always sound like an NPC?”

“Huh? I've spent ages thinking up this tactful reply.”

Raise a cyber ghost, enjoy a trashy life.

[Light romance, pure love, strong ensemble cast]