Tomb Robbing: the Little Brother Draws His Sword, and the Rice Dumplings Survive by Mouth

[Hilarious suspense + tomb robbing fandom + iron triangle plus one + two-way redemption + extreme contrasting cuteness] [The inhumanly beautiful and talkative female corpse king × the cool and intelligent guy with the ceiling of combat power] Others traveled through time to enjoy food and drink, but Jiang Suisui traveled through time and began to lie in a jade coffin that lasted two thousand years, becoming a stiff female rice dumpling. What's even more unlucky is that as soon as the coffin board was lifted, Zhang Qiling's evil black gold ancient sword was struck in front of him! Looking at the blade that was only 0.1 Centimeters away from the tip of his nose, Jiang Suisui sat up in shock while dying of illness, shouting with a dry voice: "Brother, I'm going to save someone! I'm a good citizen! I passed the first-class Mandarin test! It's against the law to kill wildlife conservation waste!" The whole tomb was dead silent. The fat man was so scared that the trolls dropped: "Innocent, Zongzi these days can not only speak cross talk, but also know how to do it?!" I thought he was a bronze waste who only knew how to talk, but I didn't expect him to be a full-level living ancestor with suppressed bloodline. Encountering a thousand-year-old blood corpse, she slapped it into the wall with her backhand, unable to dig it out; Encountering a wave of rampaging zombie turtles, she, the zombie king, let go of her power and all the insects packed up and ran away overnight. Audio-Technica calls out to the experts: What's the use of wearing black donkey hooves? Bring Sister Sui with you for fully automatic physical salvation! Until later, a bizarre legend spread on the road. Next to the god-level missing person mute Zhang, there is a little ancestor who has lost body temperature and heartbeat, but is noisier than all living people. In countless desperate situations of life and death, the god who was always as cold as ice would rather drain his body of hot unicorn blood to protect her in the human world.