Naruto: Uzumaki Menma, Who Emerged from the Infinite Tsukuyomi

My name is Uzumaki Menma. I have an idiot big brother who cries a lot, is really noisy, but has a bright, sunny smile.

To protect that smile, I have no choice but to be the bad guy. Before anyone can pick on my idiot brother, I treat everyone equally by [sending them flying and bullying them]... Ahem. [Cross that out.] I’ll just reason with them, beating them until they can’t recognize their own mothers and making them kneel and beg my big brother to become Hokage.

This is a heartwarming tale of a (๑-﹏-๑) kind little brother protecting his idiot big brother, and also the story of a Konoha bully who treats the entire ninja world to equal-opportunity bullying.

No angst, no tearjerkers, no AI, all handmade. The author is a newbie, so please support, tip, follow, bookmark, anything at all. Please, I’m begging you.