After Mom Appeared on a Variety Show, the Whole Internet Begged Me to Debut

The hit livestream variety show “Mountain Delicacies House” has suffered a major disaster! A top-tier star has quit and run off, leaving the production crew in a panic. They have no choice but to bring in Auntie Ma, who runs the village convenience store, to save the day.

The online haters expect to see the aunt embarrass herself, but the camera accidentally catches a glimpse of her son Jiang Xian’s room.

The internet is stunned.

The thing propping up the table is the world’s only highest literary award!

The bowl used for dog food is a priceless imperial antique!

The crumpled draft paper used to wipe the windows turns out to contain the solution to a world-class mathematical problem that has stumped everyone since the turn of the millennium!

The internet goes wild, digging up everything it can, and Jiang Xian’s endless secret identities are all exposed!

The children’s author who disappeared twelve years ago is him! The top student who precisely calibrated his scores on every college entrance exam subject is him! The mysterious hit songwriter the music industry has searched for for ten years, the anonymous philanthropist who donated tens of billions, they’re all Jiang Xian, the unemployed young man lounging in the yard and living off his mother!

The admissions offices of the nation’s top universities arrive by helicopter to recruit him on the spot! The richest man in the country crosses the ocean with tens of billions in assets to ask for his advice! The aloof music queen cries and begs to do his laundry and cook for him!

Facing the whole internet’s adoration, Jiang Xian rolls over helplessly. “Mom, I really just want to live quietly off you!”