I Brewed a Pill, So How Did I Ruin the Cultivation World?

[No-brainer wish fulfillment + System + play the pig to eat the tiger]

After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Li Xuan discovers that his alchemy System has a serious bug. Try to make fasting pills, and he gets high-yield seeds. Try to make Qi-gathering pills, and he gets muscle-building man pills. Try to make fire-starting pills, and he somehow whips up powerful explosives capable of hitting as hard as a Foundation Establishment cultivator’s full-force strike!

When arrogant messengers from the immortal sect arrive on flying swords, demanding that the Empress become their furnace, the court officials kneel and beg for mercy. With his back to the wall, Li Xuan can only silently pull out a basket of bombs he just “botched.”

“Your Majesty, these pills pack a punch. Please be careful not to drop them when you throw them.”

From then on, the Great Yong dynasty’s whole way of doing things goes completely off the rails. While the immortal sects are still painstakingly cultivating their flying swords, Li Xuan has already equipped the Imperial Guard with hand-cranked Gatling guns. While Golden Core monsters are still in seclusion, Li Xuan’s anti-aircraft missiles are already deployed above the imperial capital.

“What? You’re saying the Nascent Soul Patriarch is going to wipe out my whole family?”

“Guards, bring out My Italian cannon... no, bring out My Nine Heavens anti-aircraft missile unit!”