My name is Liu Douer, and I am a beggar.
The name was not given by me - the old beggar who adopted me said that when he picked me up, I was crowded in a broken basket with a puppy that was about to starve to death. The dog was stewed later, on the day of the winter solstice.
My dream in this life was to have enough food, until someone told me: to be a general and take care of the food.
Take care of food. Full tube. Everywhere I go, people kowtow.
So I decided to stop being a beggar and become a general.
Don't laugh.
I know you laughed.
But if you wait, when the day comes that I become the leader, you will know that you will laugh too early.
