As Yao Zhuo waited to die in the hospital, System 0015 arrived. After 0015's relentless hard sell, Yao Zhuo became...
- Wait, I'm not the Host? I'm the one they're trying to win over? Then what do you Systems call yourselves?
- 0015: We're the perfectly respectable "Can We Get a Happy Ending or Not?!" System~ Our mission is to rewrite every bad ending, create perfect lovers, and make sure everyone lives happily ever after!
So Yao Zhuo was talked into entering the first world. Seeing the affection meter above his head refuse to budge, he flew into a rage.
- You, my friend, a stranger until now and someone I'll never see again afterward, can we get a happy ending or not?!
- 0015: To satisfy your personal preferences... No, to make the mission easier, we've changed the Host's appearance in your eyes to look like your ex.
Yao Zhuo rolled his eyes. Are you sure that doesn't make it harder?
The Host, wearing his ex's face, dutifully asked, "Young Master, don't you like it?"
Yao Zhuo: How did your terrible acting get you into the quick transmigration business?
- 0015: By the way, your affection meter is almost full.
What do you mean, I'm gaining affection for my ex's face? What do you mean the next world has the same useless Host? What do you mean the mission is advancing too fast for you to arrange the plot in time?! What kind of godawful System and godawful missions are these?!
[Two-faced top × Foxlike performer bottom]