My Sister Used My Photo to Date Online, and Now the Campus Beauty Is at My Door

[One heroine + Sweet, fierce Sichuan-Chongqing girl + Everyday life] Enjoy without worry: no melodrama, no cheating, no angst, no jerks.

On the first day of school, the campus belle senior treats me far too well.

She carries my suitcase, steals my sunflower seeds, and brings me water during military training...

Me: “Senior, why are you so nice to me?”

Her eyes redden. “Why are you pretending? Have you forgotten our year of online dating?”

Then she sends me three gigabytes of chat logs.

I stare at all the mushy love messages, utterly baffled. ??? That's not me!

Just then, my struggling author of an older sister timidly raises her hand:

“Um... back in high school, I asked if you wanted a girlfriend, and you said yes... so I helped you ‘find’ one...”

I'm stunned.

Turns out I learned Sichuan cooking, worked out, took dance lessons, and applied to Jiang University all because my sister planned it for “her.”

Fine, sis. You're so noble, using my photos to date online and taking my allowance to buy her takeout.

Now she's come looking for me, and you tell me... what am I supposed to do?

Before the two of them start dating, the sister humbly confesses her guilt.

After they start dating, she declares, “I won't lift a chopstick at their wedding. Let's see who dares touch the food!”