My Gaming Buddy Turns Out to Be a Stunning Campus Belle

"Xianfang! I... I've liked you for a long time! Be my girlfriend!"

At the bus stop, Jiang Zijian confessed his feelings to his longtime crush, his deskmate.

Wang Xianfang stood there in silence, stunned and a little dazed.

She had never imagined he would suddenly confess to her. They sat together and got along very well.

But to her, their relationship was nothing more than an ordinary friendship.

"Xianfang! If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes!"

"Since you're my girlfriend now, come on! ... Let's have a little kiss!"

Jiang Zijian swallowed, his eyes fixed on her cherry-red lips.

"No! ... Don't!"

Wang Xianfang shouted and stepped back.

Jiang Zijian froze when he saw that, remembering the flirting advice from his gaming buddy, whose online handle was Dream of a Billion Girls.

"Girls are shy. When they say no, they mean yes!"

With that in mind, Jiang Zijian lunged forward like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey and forced a kiss on her.

"No! ... Don't! Don't!"

She shoved him away.

"If you keep this up, I'm calling the police!"

She took out her phone, and, to his surprise, really did call the police.

A pair of silver handcuffs snapped around Jiang Zijian's wrists.

Looking at the silver handcuffs on his wrists, he thought the scene really did look like one of those viral internet memes.

A brand-new pair of silver bracelets, courtesy of the police.

He took a photo and sent it to his gaming buddy, Dream of a Billion Girls.

"Damn it! You said when a girl says no, she means yes! I followed your advice, and now... I'm really in trouble!"