The Stone-Faced Senior Brother Is Still Getting Revenge on the Western Church Today

[Dual Male Leads]+ [One-on-One]+ [Ensemble Cast]+ [Absurd Comedy]+ [Journey to the West]

The Great Mage Xuandu, foremost disciple of the Human Sect: expressionless, fiercely protective, and a master alchemist. One day, he suddenly realizes he wants to marry Kong Xuan, the peacock. The Heavenly Court: ??? The Western Sect: !!! The Three Rebellious Rogues (Sun Wukong, Nezha, and Yang Jian): “Big Brother, carry us to victory!”

So, just as the Journey to the West begins, the original team is already gone. Zhu Bajie? Killed, with the merit going to Nezha. Sha Wujing? Slain, with the merit going to Yang Jian. The White Dragon Horse? Replaced by Yang Jian's brother-in-law, who gives them a ride. Guanyin chases them to Gao Village and finds nothing but pig bristles; she chases them to the Flowing Sands River and finds nothing but skeletons.

Jin Chanzi takes on the persona of a “Violent Holy Monk”: “This humble monk will send you to the next life.” He just wants to make a peaceful pilgrimage, but his teammates are either bleeding the Western Sect dry or on their way to do so.

Sun Wukong: “This Old Sun came to fetch the scriptures, not to be a relationship counselor.” (The version being chased by Red Boy, who keeps yelling “Dad!”)

Ao Lie (the new White Dragon Horse) spends every day needling his brother-in-law Yang Jian: “You split a mountain to save your mother back then, and now you're washing my sister's socks?” He tells his sister, then gets chased and bitten by Howling Celestial Dog.

Nezha: A temporary contractor. His main duties are watching the show, stirring things up, and bouncing back and forth across the headlines of The Lingxiao Gossip.

Yang Jian: A business trip that feels like paid leave, with Howling Celestial Dog and a complaint letter from his wife in tow.

The Sages have their backs, the Heavenly Dao stamps its feet, and the Western Sect spits blood. “We're not fetching scriptures anymore. We're taking that merit!”

From the lottery trap at Flat Top Mountain to the people's election of a king in the Kingdom of Wuji, from White Bone Demon's failed seduction to Red Boy's grand daddy-recognition drama, this crew proves with their actions that the pilgrimage doesn't matter. What matters is making Mount Spirit miserable.