Brother with Facial Paralysis Is Also Taking Revenge on Western Religion Today

[Two male protagonists 1V1 group portrait, sand sculpture comedy Journey to the West] The Great Master of Xuandu, the first disciple of the Human Cult, has facial paralysis, protects his shortcomings, and is a master of alchemy. One day it suddenly dawned on him that he wanted to marry Kong Xuan, a peacock. Heaven:? ? ? Western religion:! ! ! The three rebellious boys (Sun Wukong, Nezha, and Yang Jian): Brother, lead me away! ! ! So when Journey to the West just started, the original crew was gone. Zhu Bajie? If you kill him, the merit will go to Nezha. Sha Seng? Behead him, and the credit goes to Yang Jian. White dragon horse? Instead, it was replaced by Yang Jian's brother-in-law. Guanyin chased him to Gao Laozhuang, only pig hairs were left; chased him to Liusha River, and only skeletons were left. Jin Chanzi took up the role of "violent holy monk" and said: "The poor monk will save the benefactor." He just wanted to learn the scriptures quietly, but his teammates were either gathering sheep from the Western Teachings or on the way to gather sheep. Sun Wukong: I am here to learn from you, not to be an emotional mentor. (Being chased by the red boy and calling him daddy version) Ao Lie (Xin Bai Longma) is a cricket every day and his brother-in-law Yang Jian: "You cut down the mountain to save your mother back then, but now you wash my sister's socks?" He complained to his sister and was chased and bitten by a roaring dog. Nezha: A non-staff temporary worker. His main job is to watch dramas, support fire, and repeatedly jump on the headlines of "Lingxiao Bagua". Yang Jian: Going on a business trip like a paid vacation, carrying a barking dog and a letter of complaint from his wife with him. The saints support them, the way of heaven stamps their feet, and the Western religion vomits blood. This sutra is no longer available, this merit is snatched away! From the Pingdingshan lottery trap to the black-bone chicken people's election of the king, from the white-bone spirit's seduction to overturn the car to the red boy's father-recognition drama - this team has proved with its strength: it is not important to learn from the experience, but what is important is to make Lingshan uncomfortable.