After Jigglypuff arrived in Teyvat, it had just one little wish:
To find someone who would listen to its whole song.
Unfortunately, the first line put the Wild Hunt to sleep.
The second line put Jahoda to sleep.
By the chorus, the entire snow-covered forest had gone quiet.
Jigglypuff was furious.
So it whipped out a marker and turned everyone who had fallen asleep into “masterpieces for the ages.”
It thought this was just a ridiculous encounter, but Jahoda soon discovered that the little pink puffball was far more tender-hearted than she had imagined.
When she was freezing stiff on the snowfield, Jigglypuff woke her by pressing its warm, squishy belly against her.
When monsters chased her, Jigglypuff stood in front of her, tiny arms held out.
And when she wanted to cry after failing a mission, Jigglypuff complained that she was useless while stuffing the last piece of jerky into her mouth.
Later, Jigglypuff met Lumine and Paimon.
One was in charge of hugging it gently, while the other fought with it over food.
They traveled through Mondstadt’s winds, Liyue’s mountains, Inazuma’s thunderstorms, Sumeru’s dreams, and Fontaine’s trials.
Jigglypuff still loved playing pranks.
It doodled on the faces of gods, smacked the Fatui upside the head, and drove Paimon into a furious flurry through the sky.
But its songs also gradually healed the pain of those who had been asleep for far too long.
Xiao’s karmic debt grew quiet.
Azhdaha’s erosion subsided.
Deep within Irminsul, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata smiled for the first time without a trace of regret.
Then one day, Jigglypuff realized:
What Teyvat needed most wasn’t an audience that never fell asleep.
It was a song that could let every lonely soul drift peacefully into dreams.
Jigglypuff is so cute without any brains