[No system + rebirth + football + funny + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger]
Mbappe, World Cup champion, Ballon d'Or: 0.
It's not that he can't do it - Dembele won three in a row, and he sat in the audience for three consecutive years.
At the 2027 Golden Globe Awards, Dembélé won three consecutive championships. Mbappe smiled and clapped, then crushed the medal into a ball of scrap metal.
Clang. He fell.
I woke up and was lying on the upper bunk of China University. A fat man handed me cold steamed buns: "Hypoglycemia, right?"
There is no system, no panel, and no novice gift package. There is only a 28-year-old heart that was blown away by Dembélé, and an 18-year-old body that gets out of breath after running thirty meters.
He decided to serve food.
School team selection - stopped the ball three meters away and was laughed at.
Friendly match - Invisible in the first half, scolded.
Second half - five minutes, two goals and one assist. The whole place fell silent.
My high school classmate narrowed his eyes: "You are not him."
The coach was silent: "Your playing style was not taught in China."
That fierce girl in the student union: "You run at five o'clock every morning, and I see it all."
I never won a Golden Globe in my previous life.
In this life - can we bring these rookies into the World Cup?
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