Xiao Yan, the No. 1 White-cut black prince in Beijing, is a senior PUA master. His main job is to play with people's hearts and his side job is to fight for the throne. His catchphrase is: "Benefits are in place and love is given away for free." The only time he did charity in his life was when he picked up a wolf cub from the battlefield. Unexpectedly, when we meet again seven years later, the wolf cub is formatted and reinstalled by the Shadow Guard Camp, turning it into an emotionless Windows system - fast boot, stable operation, never blue screen, open mouth means "subordinates obey orders", shut up means "the prince is wise".
Xiao Yan: "... It's boring. I want to watch the blue screen."
So he began to commit suicide: one day he was asking for help, the next day he felt sorry for her, and the day after tomorrow he directly pressed the person against the wall and asked, "When will you learn to say no to me?" The whole capital was talking about the prince and his cold-faced shadow guard. Only the person involved, Feng Mian, was expressionless and said in his heart: "Is the prince sick? I am sick, but the prince seems to be more seriously ill."
Produced by Shadow Guard Camp·Humanoid Weapons·Feng Mian, a patient with severe emotional expression disorder, faced the prince's series of straight shots. On the surface, he continued to be a loyal dog, but secretly he was madly internal: The moonlight is very good tonight. What does he want to say? Does he want to sleep with me? If he wants to sleep with me, what position should I use to thank you? Wait a minute. Article 37 of the Shadow Guard Regulations prohibits having inappropriate thoughts about the owner - snap, slap yourself in the face.
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