I Shock the World with My Useless System

[Comedy + Good-for-Nothing System + Livestreaming + Variety Show + No Male Lead + Strong Female Lead]

Lin Ran gets bound to something calling itself the “Good-for-Nothing Inheritance System.”

But all the skills the System gives her are absurdly powerful: unclogging drains, laying bricks, pig-slaughtering techniques, and postpartum care for sows...

Lin Ran thinks the System is broken, but since free stuff is free stuff, she decides to learn everything.

Then she is forced to join the reality show “Me and My Good-for-Nothing Family” with her top-tier star younger brother, Lin Ling.

The production team expects to make her look ridiculous, but instead

She uses pig-slaughtering techniques to whittle splints, treats someone's gallstones with a toilet plunger for unclogging drains, repairs dangerous houses with her bricklaying skills, and shatters the glass throughout the entire filming base with a single guzheng piece. Netizens dub her “The Plunger God of War.”

Later, the production team dumps them in the countryside. She helps a sow give birth and gives it a uterine massage, after which the local veterinary station keeps chasing her to offer her a permanent job. An auntie hires her to wail at a grave, and her operatic performance makes everyone cry so hard they nearly call an ambulance. The family worries she'll send the other elderly relatives off too, so they give her a table all to herself.

The System says she has to become the ultimate good-for-nothing. Lin Ran only cares about one thing: her younger brother's trending topics must never be scandals.

Younger brother: But, Sis, you’ve taken over every trending topic all by yourself.