[Feel-Good Power Fantasy]+ [Urban High Martial Arts]+ [Keep a Straight Face]+ [Invincible]+ [Jiahao]+ [Lose Your Composure and You Lose]+ [King of Bragging]
“Your ability to keep a straight face is far too weak. You’ll never understand the state I’m in now.”
“I am the one and only being born of an impossibly hard-to-endure age.”
“Since I dared to abandon the identity of one who keeps a straight face and crown myself the God of Composure, naturally I can keep it together with ease.”
Song Hao suddenly realized that the world he lived in might not be so simple. Deep in the night, people seemed to be dying mysterious deaths, and whatever was killing them seemed to be... not human, but ghosts!
Thankfully, in this age when the mortal world had become a living hell, he successfully awakened a System.
But the System he awakened was actually the “I’m Not the God of Composure” System!
The System issued missions. As long as he kept a straight face or made someone else lose their composure, he could earn rewards or Composure Points.
[System: The Host will now be transported to the women’s bathhouse. Host, keep a straight face and accumulate 500 Composure Points to complete your first mission and receive a beginner’s gift pack.]
“Mm, I’m just a water quality inspector. Someone recently reported that people have been peeing in the bathhouse. Hmph! Just you wait until I catch you!”
The women: “...I seriously can’t keep a straight face anymore!”
Many years later, evil ghosts had fully returned. The mortal world was a living hell, and all living beings suffered. Song Hao stood between heaven and earth, still wearing that same poker face.
“If you’re going to keep a straight face, then do it properly!”
“Tempered by a thousand trials, the heart turns to iron; through toil and strain, a perfectly straight face is forged!”
“I say: you in front of me, keep a straight face this instant!”
“I say: you in front of me, lose your composure this instant!”
“This is the hardest-to-endure age of all!”
Is there really anyone who can hold back! Anyway, I can't hold it anymore 😂😂😂
There are too many factors. You can see for yourself. On average, there are several tension points in a chapter, but I can easily hold on, hold on freely, hold on at will, hold on at will...
Not bad. The update speed is too slow. There are only two pictures. You can try to update at least 5 pictures a day. Only by improving the progress can you get results.