I Asked for Farm Machinery, So Why Did It All Become National Treasures?

[Wildly Imaginative Comedy]+ [Dimensional Disguise]+ [The Rise of a Great Power]

Su Xingye binds himself to the “Civilian Tech Giant” System. Every time he sells a consumer product, he unlocks a piece of supertechnology.

To boost sales, he brings a “powerful herbicide” to his livestream. One drop later, all vegetation within a ten-mile radius vanishes in an instant!

He promotes a “deep-sea fish finder.” The moment he turns it on, the sonar systems of five nuclear submarines lurking in international waters go completely dead, forcing them to surface!

When he hangs a “low-Earth-orbit weather modification satellite” on his shopping cart as a parasol, the world’s defense agencies collectively lose it.

The Eagle Alliance roars, “Huaxia is preparing for interstellar war!”

A Huaxia spokesperson forces a smile. “Don’t get the wrong idea. It’s just a sprinkler to help our African brothers deal with drought.”

Su Xingye spreads his hands helplessly. “I’m just an honest, hard-working agricultural machinery factory director. What could I possibly be up to?”