You Asked Me to Mediate, Not to Unravel Human Nature!

[Urban wish-fulfillment + System + multiple heroines + scheming + no saintly do-gooder]

Others transmigrate into the lives of billionaires. I transmigrated into a security guard drowning in online loan debt, the kind who grovels after women?

The moment I open my eyes, a gold-digging streamer is lying beside me, putting on airs: “If you want another round, it’ll cost extra.”

Extra money?

I, Chen Yu, was a top sales champion in my previous life. You think you can pull that on me?

With a quick bit of psychological manipulation, I not only avoid paying a cent, but also claw back every penny of the original owner’s hard-earned hundred thousand, with interest!

Awakened the “Peacemaker System”?

Sorry, I don’t serve tea and play nice!

When a big brother, cheated on and ready to jump off a building, needs help, Chen Yu twists the knife:

“Jump, then! The moment you die, your woman will use your compensation money to throw herself a lavish wedding.”

When a scammer wearing fake designer brands tries to extort money, Chen Yu slaps his face sideways:

“Get it straight. This is what I call physical mediation!”

[Ding! Beginner quest completed. Reward: a stronger physique!]

[Ding! S-rank rating achieved. Reward: ...]

Then one day, years later, the richest man in the capital calls him: “Master Chen, my family is fighting over a hundred billion in assets. Please, you must come out of retirement...”

Chen Yu casually flicks away his cigarette ash. “You want me to mediate? Transfer a hundred million first, then take a number and wait your turn!”