Yu Wan was a nobody in the entertainment industry, barely scraping into its eighteenth tier. When her manager shoved her onto a dating show to make up the numbers, the entire internet was waiting to watch her get crushed by a fake sweet girl, manipulated by a scumbag, and emotionally wrecked by the show’s script.
But then...
When a white lotus put on a show of weakness and shed tears, Yu Wan whipped out a suona and played a funeral dirge. “Want me to send you to the ICU for a dance party? If it’s minor, get treated. If it’s serious, die. Stop acting out a tearful farewell in front of me.”
When an overconfident man tried to control her with psychological tricks and test her obedience, she went off on him right there. “You think you can mess with my head? Does your name even appear on my property deed? And you think you can manipulate me?”
When the powers that be tried to stir up trouble with a damaging edit, she flipped the table. “I’m done with this trash show! You want a breach-of-contract fee? Fine. I’ll send your tax-evasion evidence to the tax bureau first, and we’ll see who pays more!”
When an award-winning actor tried to hitch himself to her for a fake romance, she hung up and blocked him in one smooth move. “Don’t fall for me. It won’t end well, unless you can impress me with your hand dance.”
The internet exploded:
[Her mental state is so beautiful. She says everything I want to say online!]
[Who can stay sane in this life? We’re all just barely holding it together!]
[Better to take your frustration out on others than turn it inward!]
[Yu Wan, the anti-overtime goddess of the workplace!]
Overnight, #YuWanMyMentalState shot to the top of the trending list.
She went from a nobody to a top-tier star in just one episode.
And she said, “As long as I don’t want to be a manager, no one can manage me.”
“This lousy job? I can quit. This lousy relationship? I can live without it.”
“But if anyone messes with me, I’ll show them what it means when...”
“A mad dog doesn’t bark. It just bites.”
[Unhinged humor + dating-show love triangle]
