Seventies Regiment Commander, Stop Investigating: Your Wife Is the One Who Used the Gu

[Trending tags: Miaojiang Gu Master + pampered military marriage + master of medicine and poison + face-slapping in the military compound]

Something strange is happening in the Northern Military District compound: anyone who dares pick on the new “country bumpkin” army wife is bound to suffer!

Lan Jiug e, the rightful heir to the Miaojiang Gu Master tradition, ends up married to a cold-faced regiment commander by a twist of fate. Wearing traditional ethnic clothes, she’s dismissed by the other military wives as an easy target. But when the battalion commander’s wife picks a fight, she breaks out in an itchy rash that night and cries from the discomfort. When the section chief’s wife tries to trip her up, all the poultry in the compound chases her and pecks at her!

Amid all the chaos, Lan Jiug e spreads her hands innocently. “Maybe they’re just not used to the local climate?”

The usually stern and impartial commander not only brings her a cup of hot tea, but also sighs softly. “Go easy on the Gu next time, honey. I’m running out of ways to make up the case reports.”

Everyone thinks she’s only good at a few cheap tricks, until a mysterious crisis strikes the military district and even the top military doctors are helpless. Lan Jiug e touches the Gu tucked into her sleeve and smiles. Since none of you know what’s good for you, let me show you what a true little master of medicine and poison can do.