I Only Kissed My Brother, So Why Is My Uncle Losing It?

[1v2, a fake stoic, secretly sultry older man × a fake-sweet, scheming little white flower × a fake-playboy, love-struck young heir]

For revenge, Chen Shuangxu set out to get close to her enemy’s fiancé and adopted son.

She seduced, used, deceived, and trained them, but instead of hating her, they fell madly in love and obeyed her every command.

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Rumor had it that Gu Lishen was cold-blooded toward everyone else, but doted on his wife and treated his adopted son like his own.

But reporters caught him carrying a young woman.

#Gu Lishen carries a young woman#

Gu Lishen: “She’s a friend’s daughter. I’m not into younger women.”

But reporters caught something else:

Gu Lishen, kneeling by her bed: “Baby, you have to want me. I’ve got plenty of tricks.”

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Everyone knew that Jiang Tang’s adopted son hated Chen Shuangxu because of his mother.

But reporters caught him lifting Chen Shuangxu’s dress hem.

#Xu Yujing lifts Chen Shuangxu’s dress hem#

Xu Yujing: “We’re family. Of course I should treat her well.”

But reporters caught something else:

Xu Yujing, kneeling before her: “Baby, let me kiss you. I’m good at it.”

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Then came #Gu and Xu come to blows in public over Chen Shuangxu#

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A reporter asked Xu:

“Weren’t you supposed to hate Chen Shuangxu?”

“What a huge misunderstanding! I love Shuangxu so much! I’m her biggest simp!”

The reporter then asked Gu, in the next hospital bed:

“Weren’t you supposed to dislike younger women and adore your wife?”

“Get lost! You don’t deserve to be her simp! I love Shuangxu! I’m the one who’s her biggest simp!”

“Jiang Tang and I were married for an alliance. There were no feelings involved, and we’ve been over for a long time.”

Then the two started fighting again.

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She said, “Good. Bite her to death.”

Her enemy was sentenced to death.

He said, “I found the evidence. I’m the goodest boy.”

He said, “I’m the one who got her locked up. I’m the goodest boy.”

They said, “Shuangxu, love us.”