A Corpse-Touching Cheat Skill, and I Found a Vampire Loli?

[No-holds-barred, trope-subverting + mild love-triangle tension + simple worldbuilding] If the world were peaceful, Jiang Yan would be content to work as a forensic pathologist and live a steady life. But he was born with a strange ability: Touch a corpse that's been dead for less than half a day, and he can feel the thing its owner treasured most in life. New Year's money, family heirlooms, letters never sent: it could be anything. Until one night at the funeral home, he couldn't resist touching a half-rotted, monstrous corpse. The moment his hand reached out, he pulled out a golden-haired, red-eyed little girl who had been asleep for a thousand years. At that moment, Hell opened its eyes, and all demons looked on. The demonic forces hidden among the neon lights, the secret gatekeepers beneath the skyscrapers, and the bizarre truths sealed away by the authorities all unfolded before him. As the Flame Demon boiled inside the smelting plant and bone lice from the Church of Pain crawled through the underground arteries, As the House of Joy stood in the bathhouse at the city center, its succubus proprietress casting flirtatious glances and bewitching mortals, As all the demons of the Hell of Divine Remains bowed their heads, leaving the highest seat among the Human Federation's legislators vacant, Jiang Yan, who had stolen a handful of demonic laws, could only take his seat with a helpless sigh: “Those few touches back then felt amazing.”