[Chat Group + High Martial Arts Showdown + A Cast of Chinese Heroes]
Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of powerful martial arts and magic, divided among feuding lords, and becomes the least favored of the Ninth Prince's siblings.
From the start, he is surrounded in a lone city by a hundred thousand Northern Desert wolf riders. By every measure, it is a certain death trap.
The good news: he has a cheat.
The bad news: his cheat is a chat group.
After dying in their own eras, the consciousnesses of the great Chinese figures in the group make contact with the modern internet.
One by one, they all become veteran netizens, full of cheeky banter and skilled at staying up all night gaming together and arguing online.
[ID: Mighty and Majestic Qin the Sixth]:“I have four twos and two jokers. Liu Ji, where did you get a third big joker?!”
[ID: The Han Dynasty's Biggest Scoundrel]:“I have Heaven's mandate on my side. My luck has turned into a king!”
[ID: I Know Best About the Legacy of Wei Wu]:“(Sipping tea and watching the show) Fight, fight, fight! But speaking of which, that enemy nation's female war goddess... tsk, she's still got it!”
[ID: Blitz Champion Huo the Young]:“@Group Owner, send me the coordinates. I'll lead five hundred riders in a surprise attack. If I don't steal the other side's crystal, I won't be a Huo!”
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Later, the barbarians are left reeling. The imperial court is turned upside down. The myriad races of the heavens begin to question their own existence.
They discover that the old-timers behind Lin Yuan don't seem to be normal people at all.
Tie it up in one breath, confirmed to be non-toxic