On the first day when Yu Zhiyi traveled through time, she encountered her husband, the "living king of hell", killing people.
The system screams: "Pretend to be stupid!"
She tilted her head and smiled stupidly: "My husband smells so good, is it the smell of braised pork?" Xiao Jingheng was stunned - this woman is a bit interesting.
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Everyone in the Dayin Dynasty knew that Princess Yan was a fool.
She would "accidentally" spill poisonous wine on the ground at a palace banquet, saying it was for the land father-in-law to drink; she would "just" stretch out her foot during Bai Yueguang's dance, causing him to fall into the pond and become a drowned rat; and when the prince set up a trap, she would use a book "Postpartum Care of Sows" to resolve the crisis.
Everyone laughed at her for being stupid, but only Xiao Jingheng knew——
His princess is smarter than anyone else.
She plays dumb and he cooperates. She dug the hole and he filled it. She counted the money, and he handed over the abacus.
Until one day, Xiao Jingheng pressed her against the wall: "How long will my concubine continue to pretend?"
Yu Zhiyi blinked: "What did your husband say? Zhiyi is counting ants~"
Xiao Jingheng lowered his head and kissed her lips: "Are you still pretending like this?"
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Later, the whole capital knew that——
Don't mess with the stupid concubine, she will make you laugh and deflate.
Don't mess with King Yan, he will make you cry and beg for mercy.
As for King Yan who offended the silly concubine?
He would only smile and say: "I am the only one who can bully my people."
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Click to read to see how the silly concubine counted money until her hands cramped, and how King Yan pampered his wife to the point of no limit!
