I Asked You to Help the Han Dynasty, and You Led Liu Bei to Become a Gangster.

[Reckless man style + grabbing money + grabbing food + grabbing territory + killing all the people to get rid of + shady funny + fast pace + pretending to slap in the face] "Fourth brother, leave quickly! Leave the second brother alone!" In the heavy rain in Maicheng, Guan Yu laughed miserably, was hit by dozens of arrows, and pushed me off the cliff. "No-!" I opened my eyes suddenly and gasped. There are no rats from Soochow all over the mountains and plains in front of me, only peach blossoms and Liu Guanzhang holding a wine bowl. "Today, the four of us have become brothers with different surnames. We don't want to be of the same year and month..." My eyes were scarlet, I kicked over the incense table, drew my knife and chopped the son of the county magistrate next to me, who was mocking my eldest brother as "a man who weaves mats and sells shoes", and cut him and his horse in half! The hot blood splashed on Liu Bei's face. The eldest brother was so frightened that he dropped his wine bowl, while the second and third brothers gasped. This is the 100th time I traveled back to Taoyuan to bond with each other. For the first 99 times, I followed the rules, was benevolent and righteous, and accompanied my eldest brother in his wandering life. As a result, the second brother was defeated in Maicheng, the third brother was beheaded in Langzhong, and the eldest brother hated Baidi City! Fuck Kuang Fu Han Room! Damn morality! In this life, I am bound to the [Extreme Gangster System] and reasoning is useless. I will just be a mad dog protecting my calf! From then on, the painting style of the Three Kingdoms went completely crazy. Lu Bu's arrogant challenge? I took my cute daughter-in-law, who was so weak and unable to take care of herself, out into the battle. With a wave of her little hand, thunder rolled from the sky! I slapped Fei Lu Bu full of teeth: Are you the one who calls me Tianxia Wushuang? Liu Bei cried and complained that he had no soldiers and no food. Every day I dragged carts of gold and silver stolen from noble families and threw them in front of him. Liu Bei swallowed furiously: Fourth brother, aren't we a teacher of benevolence and righteousness? I smiled evilly: Brother, isn't this the greatest benevolence and righteousness in taking away Cao Cao's military pay and giving it to the people?