Hilarious Three Kingdoms: My Name Is Really Not Lu Bu!

Lu Bu, a young man with no means in modern times, has no car, no house, no savings, and no partner. His greatest achievement in life is to be one word short of the most powerful general in the Three Kingdoms. Until one day he woke up and found that he had really become Lu Bu. Before he could be happy, he saw that he was drunkenly blocking a stunning beauty in the corner. His hand was still holding his wrist, and he had already finished half of the words of tiger and wolf in his mouth. "Girl, you can't do it! I really don't want to do this!" The beauty smiled sweetly: "General, I still like your unruly look just now. Please recover." Lu Bu: "..." Help! This script is wrong! In order to not be the "house slave with three surnames" who was hanged, Lu Bu learned from the pain and decided to embark on a new path—— Ding Yuan? Don't kill. Dong Zhuo? Don't follow. Red rabbit horse? Want! Beauty? ... This is random. But he soon discovered that things were far from simple as imagined. The fierce general Zhang Fei insisted on bowing to him, Guan Yu looked at him like a liar, and Zhuge Liang wrote a letter scolding him for being "capricious" before he even came out. What's even more outrageous is that the beautiful woman he "molested" always stares at him with an expression like "I want to see how long you can keep pretending." My name is really not Lu Bu! Although his name only differs by one character, his personality guarantees that he is definitely a good person! Hilarious time travel, a contrasting start. Let's see how the fake Lu Bu plays with the real Three Kingdoms, recruits talented people, changes his destiny against the will of heaven, and has an in-depth exchange of views on the general trend of the world with a beautiful lady. Warm reminder: The style of this article is pure and unique, please be careful when reading it, and you will not pay for your life if you laugh to death.