Other people transmigrate to become princes. I transmigrate to become a livestreamer.
The highlights: naturally growing weeds from the Tang Dynasty, an immortal lighter that shoots fire, and braised beef noodles so fragrant they make the whole village weep.
Viewers: “This script is so fake. Reported.”
Experts: “The soil color is wrong. It must be a green screen.”
Then the packages arrived.
Carbon-14 dating of the soil: 640 AD.
The entire internet fell silent.
“Streamer, can we get in the car if we're wearing yellow robes?”
“No yellow robes? Then what about the Imperial Jade Seal?”
“Streamer, please, pretty please. Count down and let us in!”
There is no common sense of history and no common sense of life. You can take a look at it for fun.